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The Ultimate Book of Bathroom Etiquette and Humor features 50 soon-to-be-classic song parodies that will keep you smiling, griping, spraying and wiping during all your visits to the john. Check this one out - it will have you rocking, tapping, rolling, and crapping:

You've Got To Flush Your Load Away
(to: You've Got To Hide Your Love Away - The Beatles)
Here I stand with head in hand
I turn my nose to the wall
The turd's not gone, I can't go on
It's stinking up the stall-all-all.

Someone went, I have to vent
My feelings in this way
If I see that messy jerk
He will hear me say-ay-ay.

Hey, you've got to flush your load away
Hey, you've got to flush your load away

(Flush and Fade)

Or, how about this one....

Y-Don't-U-Spray
(to: YMCA - The Village People)
Young man, stop your lazing around
I said, Young Man, don't just sit there and frown
You can help out when your load is flushed down
There's no need to be unhappy

Young Man, do you know what I think
I mean, Young Man, this whole room really stinks
You can help us get this room in the pink
It should not be smelling crappy.
Doo-Doo-Doo-Doo-Doo...

It's fun to flush, but then
Y-Don't-U-Spray
It's fun to flush, but then
Y-Don't-U-Spray-ay

You can take any smell
That was left in the air
You can spray the room everywhere...

Yes, we like that one, too - don't be ashamed by your apparent good taste. And when you order The Ultimate Book of Bathroom Etiquette and Humor, you will find yourself unashamedly jumping and dumping, and swaying and spraying to all 50 classic songs, including these:

I'm Off To Drain My Lizard
(to: We're Off To See The Wizard - The Wizard Of Oz)
If I Flooded Your Bathroom
(to: Tears In Heaven - Eric Clapton)
Your Fart Will Go On
(to: My Heart Will Go On - Celine Dion)
Whistle While You Dump
(to: Whistle While You Work)
I Can't Get No Bowel Reaction
(to: I Can't Get No Satisfaction - Rolling Stones)